Iceruff is here

2008-10-21T10:42:00.002+08:00

Capitalism for Dummies

	Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad. Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. Arkansas Capitalism: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute... Hindu Capitalism: You have two cows. You worship them. Swiss Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. Canadian Capitalism: You have two cows. Letâ€™s make a hockey team, eh? Chinese Capitalism: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. Irish Capitalism: You have two cows. You feed them potatoes and wonder why they emigrate. Israeli Capitalism: So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people? Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida. Politically Correct Capitalism: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. Disney Capitalism: You have two cows. They dance & sing. Microsoft Capitalism: You have two cows. You patent them and sue anyone else who has them. Hollywood Capitalism: You have two cows. You give them utter implants and also teach them to bullet-dodge, wall climb and shoot milk out of their utters on command. Clinton Capitalism: You have two cows. You deny any knowledge of them. Bureaucratic Capitalism: You have two cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need. Gore Capitalism: You have two cows. You claim you invented them. Real-World Capitalism: You have two cows. You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation. Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them. Iraqi Capitalism: You have two cows. They are biochemical weapons. Perestroika Capitalism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market. Jewish Capitalism: You have two cows. You set them on fire and they burn for 8 days. Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Mormon Capitalism: You have two cows. You tell everyone that they should as well. Military Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. Texan Capitalism: You have two cows. You teach them to fire guns. Totalitarian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned. Nevadan Capitalism: You have two cows. You charge lonely men from Arkansas to spend the night with them. Jehovahâ€™s Witness Capitalism: You have two cows. You go door to door telling people that you do. Bureaucrat Capitalism: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. Real Capitalism: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral. Environmental Capitalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them. Surreal Capitalism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Californian Capitalism: You have two cows. They are happy. Bush Capitalism: You have two cows. You think that cows and humans can coexist peacefully. You give all of the milk to the upper class when they have cows of their own, and the lower class needs milk. Martha Stewart Capitalism: You have two cows. After decorating them, you sell them because a farmer told you the price of milk might go down. Ayn Rand Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell both so that you can invest in a new dairy company. After it does well, you sell you stock and buy a cow farm. After that does well, you take out a loan using cows as capitol and build a milk manufacturing factory. After making your milk the most sold, you sell the company and retire to Hawaii with your millions of dollars.

2008-10-20T15:31:00.003+08:00

As you can see this is a pathetic attempt to revive of my long neglect blog. Point form updated before i go to the long story. Pictures relating to the events will be updated later since i am in school at the moment.

Archery:
- Won 3rd place for team event in Pesta sukan - check the article out at myrp.sg
-Trials for POL-ITE will be on Nov 1 - fighting for 1 out of 6 places with 8 people fighting for it.
-Mistakes to be corrected for the above inclds the fact that i need to stiffen my head and bow arm.

ok since i got nothing to update for today or sunday's event i will tribute this post to saturday's events.

Saturday Afternoon- Pool with playpark peeps
Meet Henry,Janice,Kaijie, Cjie and Marcus for lunch before Marcus had to go off and meet ppl in town. IMO, Henry and Marcus are shorter than i thought,Janice was quiet,Kaijie was pretty tall. Nothing to say bout Cjie though

After lunch, we (Hen,Jan,Kai,C n me) went to meet the rest who are playing pool which inclds Ann,Ciastro,Guin,Keni,Jin,Garf.

So we took our turns to play game vs each other. But the highlight of the outing will have to be Henry's flying pool stick and Cjie's flying balls...

My games for the day:
Vs Henry (Won)
Vs Cjie (Won)
Me and Janice Vs Kaijie n Cjie ( Won)
Vs Kaijie (loss)

I put the black ball into the wrong hole...

At 4 i had to make a move as i had to get ready for another outing

Event two - PUB Hari Raya meeting

We as a family wore red together despite my protests to wear black but due to arrival i saw that black was particularly a popular colour there. And i can tell you, there were alot of food.

For $5 we got:
-Satay
-Lontong
-Mee Rebus
-Chendol
-Roti Jala
-Lepat ( a hari raya thing which i dunno how to translate...my language sure sucks)
-Assorted Kuehs

And certainly we enjoyed ourselves since it was a night of prizes galore coz we won alot of prizes.
well let me write them down

-My dad won something for playing a game - saying whether the number is indeed or not a multiple of 7
-He won some puzzle thingie for completing a song
-The whole family won a bag containing kitchen cutting tools + two glasses, a robotic booklight, a ceramic frame, a mug and umm...not sure what was the other item.
-The whole family other than my lil sis won charade ( or rather to pass down the message with actions) and we got two sophisticated designed torchlight and two Pierre Cardin Pen ( mine and my bro)...woots!
-We also won 3rd for best dressed..( like wth??!)

Indeed it was an enjoyable yet tiring night (yes its tiring! i shook my little brother till the stage shook!)

Picture of event two will be updated tonight hopefully.

2008-08-16T20:19:00.002+08:00

DAy 2 of the Church Anniversary event thingie.

Was suppose to meet CLa today at Bukit Batok at 10am but you can this the 'malay promise', I arrive at 10.10 instead. So i got there, apologize. However since we (the few of us) got there early (report at 11am) , I was about to say "Lets see how we can get to the church" when CLa told me that the station is like 2-3 stops away (OMG!).

So when we arrive at the church we decide to play with our walkie-talkie, recce the place. Seriously the church itself is very very beautiful. By the time we were done Q jsut arrive and so does Vivi and Ben. Q brief us abit on what is gonna happen today and then he went off...somewhere. So we sit do there and shake leg while waiting for the Studio IG ppl to come.

In the end Q suggested we go for lunch first. Ok enough of the intro...grrr

We were suppose to test out the cameras and stuff today but me,justin,vivi and ben ended up shaking leg...haiz haha

P.S. We saw May and Choi down there singing some chinese song. Quite funny actually. And i think that all the RP presentations has made my english even more CMI

2008-08-14T23:25:00.004+08:00

After the depressing thread and after a long period of time without any news from me, i want to announce my new loves!

-drum roll-

(press right to see the rest of the colours)

presenting the Hoyt Helix (above)
and the Samick's Masters (din know there was pink colour)
Ah yes what a beauty they are
Been wanting to get either one of them since Jeremy showed me the website
and guess what, they are not cheap

Full package is about 2-2.5K
and the colour that i wanted for is green and black for Helix or the green or black for master

Any kind souls who wanna sponsor me pls post at my tagbox haha!
^^v

2008-08-14T21:44:00.003+08:00

ok its been a while since i updated this blog and finally i decided to dug it out of the graveyard and revive it ( no CPR)

so here are some events that i would like to update and i'm not sure if they are repeated but what the heck!

General stuff:
-Moved house

School Stuff:
-currenty in RP pursuing DSA (Sonics Arts) go to rp.sg if you dont know what it is
-Sem 1 just ended. Gonna miss E35M
-currently on a project for a church under STA (School of Technology of the Arts)
-Archery club member!

Archery Stuff:
-Going for a national competition (Pesta Sukan- 30 August)
-Probably making a RP archery blog
-I want a Samick Masters (green) or a Hoyt Helix (green and black)
-In relation to above post - must save 2k+ which = must chiong work when sem ends

Taekwondo Stuff:
-Quitted during May due to personal reasons
-probably intending to rejoin solely to take 2nd Dan (minimum age 18)

VE stuff:
-Taking a break due to school

Any other else that i forgot to write plz tag me...pardon my lack of past memories
see you guys next time!

2008-02-01T10:12:00.000+08:00

A few updates that happen since i left this blog dead for a while-
061207- Entered NUH for around 1 week (3 days ICU...my head was singing ITS NOT OVER!)
210108- Entered NUH once again for the same reason as above...nearly died this time
240108-Got O lvls result ( 19 for LIR4 and 27 for L1R5 )
290108- Step on glass bottle and sole of foot had to be stitched - 3 stitches
310108- Submitted alumni school at zss ( Mr Lim ask how am i..i was like ''um.ok')

The following event i forgot the exact dates-(month,year)
0108- St Teresa Graduation dinner (Willy chasing aisyah in Sir thomson's car was hilarious)
0108- Now got 4 places to teach Taekwondo - Regent Heights (Bukit Batok) , West View Primary (Bukit Panjang) , Qifa Primary (West Coast) , Townsville Primary (Ang Mo Kio)
0108- successfully completed all the quest to become DJ at FRESCO (www.bloodvanille.com/fresco)
1207- Marketing executive at VE

i forgot what else lar...if you happen to know of any or where there...plz tell me ^^v

What i expect to achieve-
160208- Marketing Manager At VE
180208-Either Game design and development in SP, Digital Media Design in NYP or Sonic Arts in RP

will keep updating this post i hope..cya!

2007-11-06T11:44:00.000+08:00

O level is coming to an end..
Vacation job hunting is coming up...
I gonna go for 2 job application todae, 1 at a bank and the other as a freelancer...swt
I tot i was lucky....my frens already got jobs....bumpz
Anyway i was thinking bout my 3-name nickname and figured out that
each different name represents different my different personality..
Here are some example ( you will get the idea)

Iceruff- Hot Tempered
Serious
Dislikes this and that
Hatred

Yaagami- Pervertive
Lustful
Talks Dirty
Flirts

Shynobi- Nice Guy
Good sense of humour
Love
Kind and stuff like that

As you can see Iceruff is the direct opposite of Shynobi
And i've been trying to get rid of Yaagami since dunno when
And the Iceruff personality dominates my life...
That why u dun see me putting my nick as Yaagami or Shynobi
Not only Iceruff came up first, it rhymes my name
Cheers!

Btw if u noticed i chnge song...again..
hope u like it...
i nvr got sick of it
yet

2007-09-19T15:07:00.001+08:00

3/4 thru my first song and it is going quite well just waiting for my sis to learn the guitar and my bro to learn the drum...need to wait appx 2yr sia...tis yr my bro psle then nxt yr my sis psle...by time i tink i make album already sia...hehe just kidding
Btw while writing tis song i couldnt help thinking bout something and decide to get it of my chest and write it here...All the info is true.

29 November 2006 was the day that you said yes to me and i couldnt imagine how happy i was
But it didnt lasted long
16 March 2007, My dear grandfather passed away
I was sad and partially depressed
But that wasnt the end...

A week later, During the raining monday
you decided that we should go our separate ways...
Words couldnt describe my emotions
It wasnt just a blow but 2 ppl part of my life is gone...

So in this post i would like to express thing that i nvr say b4 or watsoever
Yea i admit that you werent the one that on the first day of school ppl go like " OMG! Whos That?"
And i admit that i treated you like any other student
Until sec 2....i began to take notice.
And somehow u did get my number first b4 i get urs

I still rmb that u told me that i was very irritating toward you
( You shuld trust ur frens when they say that when a guy irritates u, means they like ya )
I still rmb almost everyday when i start the talking by asking u wat was that days hw and tease ur fav anime character almost everyday just so i could get ur attn
But then last yr we took a slightly diff route and didnt get to see that beautiful face as much as i can and i rmb i took a glance whenever i can and whenever i pass ur classroom

I still rmb that time when we became night owls and began to chat during the nite...
I still rmb exactly that on the first school dae after hari raya...i sneak into your class and smuggle sumting under ur table
It was a card with music and pop ups, and in it was a pair of teal cat earring and my feeling towards you...
That nite u told me to wait
And wait i did
For a month i waited patiently and yes u gave as an answer

looking back now...That 4 months was more of a nightmare than of a beutiful memory
coz to me...our separation happens to be my worst failure yet
And yes i may look normal at school but at the bottom of my black heart, i was crying...crying over my stupidity and such
Why black heart?
Coz i had convert to my other self
Yes his name is Iceruff
He exchanged love with hatred
And sadness for anger

But during that 4 months
I admit i was a fool
I was afraid to do simple stuff such as holding ur hands, keeping u warm and kissing u goodbye
But here is wat i have to say
You were the first and hopefully go on to eternity and i didnt wanted to screw it all up
I afraid all these thing that i didnt do would have cause our separation
But now i relised that those sweet thing that i could have done could have save our relationship

but i did try my best to keep you happy rite?
On that day u went to bp
u tot i was merely tagging along
actually i was looking for a present to buy for ur sweet 16
And eventually u pick up this book that u like
And here i go BINGO!
Rmb on 14 feb, 1 day just b4 ur sweet 16
I bought u 3 rose and i'm sure u knew what they symbolize

I feel that i was very pathetic,
wasnt bcoz u decide to break this relationship
but bcoz i let you go to easily
Only a few smses to be exact
I was left there w/o knowing where i went wrong

Now its already September and its been 7 month since our breakup
But honestly despite knowing that we are no more together
I often look behind to see if u were there in school
if u were ok
And when it was raining heavily, i sometime walk pass you into the ran towards home despite having an umbrella
I feel dumb not coz i was walking w/o an umbrella but i couldnt be there to sent u home

Ppl who read this may say that i was so emo
and that i could get another gurl
but no
You were the only one
Yes words are merely words
Some ppl may change gfs/bfs like they change shirts everyday
But it isnt easy for me
I was the faithful one

Even if you were wrong, u were alwaes correct in my eyes
Even if there were pretty girls everywhere, you were the most beautiful one
Even if u act immaturely, I didnt think you were stupid but laugh along with you and join in
Even if i was left with the last girl on earth, I would still want you
Even if you tink i was boring coz i keep talking bout studies, Is bcoz i dun wanna us to destroy your bright future

I wouldnt set high hopes for this
If you read this, i would like to say i'm sorry and hope u will walk thru my doors once again
If not, I hope god will lead her here..

The end

2007-09-18T17:50:00.000+08:00

1. When was the last time you ran?:
yesterday...up the stairs at school

2. Do ur jeans have rips, tears &holesin them?:
If no hole how do you put ur legs in?

3. What book are u reading right now?:
Other school exam papers...lol o lvl veri near leh

4. Is ur lipgloss poppin?:
huh wat?

5. When was the last time u saw theperson you love?:
everyday!

7. Can you dance?:
Hell yea!

8. Do u get the full 8hrs of sleep anight?:
nope

11. Think of all your EX. Wld u takeany of them bck?:
I only got 1 and that also maybe maybe....

12. If any1 came 2 ur house on ur "lazydays" what wld u do?:
make urself at home...

14. Have u ever been on ur school'strack team?:
no...

15. Do u own a pair of Converse?:
no...

16. Do u eat raw cookie dough?:
nope but maybe will try

17. Have u ever stayed online for averylong time waiting for someone?:
Heck yea

18. Is any1 on ur bad side now?:
like duh....

19. What jewelery are u wearing?:
my silver necklace...dun ask why

20. What's da 1st thing u do when u getonline?:
log in msn n see who online

21. What are u doin tomorrow?:
go skool..

22. When is da last tym u left urhouse?:
like now?...i at my granny house

23. How many pairs of shoes do u own?+:
alot sia

24. Whatz da last thing u ate?:
mee goreng...tis morning

25. What irritates u most on the internet?:.
Ads

Fear

2007-09-16T21:49:00.000+08:00

Fear
What is fear?
Fear is something unavoidable that someone is afraid of
Even you and I have fear
Its normal
But why do ppl have fear?
Well lets look at my example that i can relate to or are known examples:
Fear of height - People who are afraid of heights normally are those who wouldnt be at a great heigth, why? Because they are afraid that they will fall and DIE
Fear of snakes - ppl will naturally avoid snakes...y? Coz the bite may prove fatal and they could DIE
Fear of the Dark/Ghost: Tales and Tales are told on how ppl suffer conquences of encounter with bad ghost and those in the dark so ppl will avoid them but applying suspisions and sleep with the light...coz these may prove fatal and ppl may actually DIE

Now lets emphasis on the word i highlighted...why ppl afraid to die?
-Coz they are not done with their life
-Coz they afraid to go to hell
-Coz they afraid of their relatives emotional breakdown

But lets look...all this link to one point
I may not be religious strict or watsoever
But ppl are afraid that they have not atone for their sins ( majority)
So ppl..being watever u believe in...atone for your mistakes
Yes i may not be the rite person to write this but this is fact...
and hopefully i can change to
Human are meant to make mistakes and they are meant to forgive and atone too...

And thats the end of this story or watsoever
~Iceruff

Btw i'm writng a song and need some idea for the lyrics...just pop out any words in my taggie

2007-09-14T20:15:00.000+08:00

Ok best biology exam answer of the yr...another short post i guess

Well mid-yr half the class made this joke but tis time round i tink its better

Mid-yr: Dengue Fever cause by? Correct answer: Aedes mosquito
Our answer: Mosquito...lol

NOW!
Preliminary qn: Explain why add pineapple juice to meat b4 cooking?

Correct answer: Probably to activate the enzyme active in acidic pH
Some of us answer: To add flavouring or make it tender and juicy...lol

Anywae i got to go play DAL now...i'll post some screenie when i update next time...cya!

2007-09-13T03:03:00.000+08:00

Ok guys this will probably the shortest post ever...
Its 3.08am in the morning and u ppl might think that i am crazy hehe
Aniwae later at 4 i take my morning breakfast b4 fasting
Btw later will be bio paper 2 and science phy/chem
Of the past papers, i tink i will:
Maths paper 2- Fail
Chem paper 3- pass
English paper 1 &2 - pass
Maths paper 1- pass
Physic Paper 2 - pass
Social Studies paper- pass?
Geog paper- pass also?

Well u may say i no confident or over but then u ppl haven see the papers mah..
aniwae gtg b4 my mum wakes up
i illegally 'imported' her laptop into my room so that i can play Darkness and Light
Darkness and Light?
It is a game similar to Dota-other than u can buy ur stuff aniwhere in the map and u can teleport home- btw heres the web www.darknessandlightsea.com
gtg cya!

HEY THERE!!!

2007-09-10T13:59:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl...i noe i haven been updating
coz o lvl is coming up and i need to chiong study
so if ya want to know anything about the past few months happening plz tag me in me taggie box
As u notice i had change my song to a slower one...probably make those sensitive ones cry maybe not...Song is Lip Of An Angel by Hinder

Btw i saw tis quiz at one of me frenz post and decide to join in the fun!

List out the top 5 birthday presents you wish for:
1. Bass Guitar!!
2. PSP!
3. For my sister to shut her mouth for the whole day! that would be peaceful!
4. My Family n frenz to celebrate this once a yr occasion
5. a gurl by my side...hehe

The person who tagged you is: Muhammad Firdaus Bin Mustaffa (not really tag but wat the heck..)

Your relationship with him: Lil Bro (wah sound like rapper).

Your 5 impressions of him: great lil bro, quite dominant, but get bullied, independent, hardworking for the wrong reasons.

The most memorable thing he had done for you: Alot sia...Maybe memorable by keeping my sis mouth shut when he join me putting a few layers of tape on her mouth...hehe it was great fun!!

The most memorable words that he had said to you: umm? vulgarities? Ok he accused me that his bad habit came from me "I learned from Abang wat..." (that makes my blood boil!)

If he's your lover, what he has to improve on? : umm? lover? hehe? WE R NOT GAY! "THIS IS WHAT I CALL BROTHERLY LOVE!!!"

The reason why he becomes your enemy:I bully him alot...and we fight up to the point we actually kick and punch each other....wat to do...haiz both black belt leh!!

How people around me will think of me: Quiet, shy, nerdish.....But then noisy,irritating, funny..etc etc

What do I love about myself: Creative! Inspirational for the wrong and rite reasons!

What do I hate myself: There r times that i dunno wat to do

The most ideal person I would like to be: Me? hehe

Some words for those who care for me: Thnx veri mux. I'll will not fail ya!

Pass this quiz to 10 ppl tt u wish to know how they feel about you.
1) Firdaus
2) Arfah
3) Hafiz
4) Hilal
5) Meena
6) Eda
7) Hidayu
8) Sharidah
9) Rahman
10) Fauzan

Who is 2 having relationship with: Me. relationship: My irritating sister

Is 9 a female/male: Shemale? Nah...Male

Will it be good if 1 and 10 are to get together: lol my bro and my fren? 1 is having a girl bugging him and 10 has a girlfren...

How about 3&4: Nice come to tink of it...hehe no lar... 4 prefer panda and 3 ...i dun noe...haha

2 studying about: Primary 5 stuff....maybe i could buy for her "How To Keep The Mouth Shut for Dummies" since she is so talktative...its good for her and good for me

When was the last time you'd chatted with 3: Just now...just b4 maths paper

What kind of music does 8 like? Everything other than rock...its too fast and to noisy for her

6 has any siblings? 1 lil sis

Will you woo 3? lol i'm not gay...!! he is my best buddy!

How about 7? no way!

Is 4 single? Yea...panda has been rejecting him since sec 1...but he still keep on trying
Surname of 5: Dunhav

Hobby of 5: I dun noe...haven ask

3 studying at: My school, My classroom, on my right.

Have you ever developed feelings for 8? Maybe...lol she is cute,pretty, smart,charismatic and outgoing! LOLZ!!!

Where does 9 live? Veritcally opp Ten mile junction

What colour does 4 like? Hot pink?

Are 1&3 best friends? not really...my bro rarely meet my best buddy.

Does 7 like 2? nvr met.

How do you know 2? er...she's my sis . like duh....

Does 5 has pet? dun noe ler.

2007-07-09T23:31:00.000+08:00

Phewww!!! I'm all pump out...reach home at 9.45 and then which i played nfs:mw on my mum's laptop...b4 i began this post.

So, 2day 4e2 and e3 had our 1st day of adam khoo workshop. Dunno which idiot told the class to come at 7.40 but the course started at 8.30 instead...There we were introduced by one of our trainers bout the attitude lvl that pupils bring when in this workshop.
There are the:
The enthu ones (4got the name) - ppl who are eager to learn and focus 100% to the workshop and should deserve priority in this workshop.
"Tourist" - ppl who only focus 50-60% and are those who only come and see only
"Prisoners" - ppl who are forced to attend the workshop...
"Terminator" - ppl who refuse to even attend and if are forced to attend, will give that "you-owe-me-something" look at the trainers.

I happens to fall in the tourist group coz i wasnt that 100% eager to but i somewat wasnt forced to attend.Our three trainers named Ramesh,Danny and Leroy were funny and interesting ppl...

1st part- We were introduced to Ramesh, an indian guy with a great sense of humour and lots of story to share...he made us laugh so hard that we might have ended up laughing all over the floor if given the oppotunity. During his session, we were taught our two diff parts of the brain that we use and its function (like duh....we learned this in sec two and it was clearly printed on the FRONT PAGE of the sketch pad..omg lol...). During his session we were also told to write down these stuffs: Name,Motto, Fav word, Something ppl dun noe bout ya and goals.
I wrote:
Name:Md Asraf
Motto:Don't let good things be a once in a lifetime opportunity, instead make it the first in the lifetime opportunity
Fav. Word: Wait (i pratically use it everyday!)
The new stuff: I have a tkd 1st dan black belt and will be taking 2nd dan next yr..
Goals: Go SP and study marine engineering, get 10 points in 'O' level
On top of that...we had to rmb 10 other ppls data fro ur own class (phew) and memorize them (WHAT!). Luckily i wasnt picked to say out all the ten names that i've wrote down. Sin Hung on the other hand had slip sumthing out of his mouth and was unfortunately pick to say out 5 of the 10 ppl he wrote. Although he stuggled quite a bit wif the 5th one...he managed to pull through.

2nd session was with Danny...2 yrs bak he was new and was assisting Gary ( who has resigned i guess) and was here to emphasis on the same stuff he emphasised two yrs ago, how to memorize words better...(duh)..the same words list, same technique...only diff is that he is only funnier this yr.

3rd session was with Leroy, a 26yrs old Pochindian(Portugese,Chinese,Indian) trainer who only has 6month exp but might be a millionaire in 2-3yrs time. He owns 3cars and "3" dogs(2 female dogs and his wife...lol!) He is a interesting guy coz of the way he also made us laugh so hard and also that he had a dark past but hinder this and now is succeeding towards his goals...His trademark is to make fun of ppl for humour but however he make sure he does not hurt their feelings. And he also hold a record making a primary 4 boy shit in his pants...yea u saw it rite. During his session, we learned how to make correct mind mapping and how to take notes properly, show how brainwave and self-thinking affects ur attitude during an event and at nite we were shown part of a movie called Medal Of Honours (for details...find it urself!) and his debrief was dam shiok!! Although he really put it down in a very strict tone i find his use of words very powerful and make some WOW! impact on me...

I guess this is all...just had a fite wif my dad...very unreasonable him...This was wat happened:
I was busy typing this post and i knew that every one was tired and in a bad mood. so i said loudly that i will sleep as soos as i finish this post. and i am sure he heard me coz he was pretty near when he suddenly came and said GO SLEEP, THIS (Blogging) IS NOT INPORTANT. HEY! this is my stuff and i set my priorities to thinks i do! why does he had to bug in? i let u all decide...dun 4get to tag me in my taggie box...

2007-07-08T14:59:00.000+08:00

Since i will be long bored at home today...i rather be writing bout yesterday. I missed training, i was sick and the medication made me overslpt. lol! Anyway at around 1pm, me and my family went to family frens new car "roadshow" opening and guess wat...i guess our family was quite lucky...we met the 3rd runner-up frm suria's 2005 anugerah...seems like he is also a car-salesman as well,its not everyday u get to see a celebrity . Anyway we and some other frens were there till around 7+ until we decided to eat first at haig road b4 going to Cash Studio Karaoke Box. Located at Orchard area...it was located at basement 3 somewhere opp Hard Rock Cafe. Well i sang 3 three songs, screwed up the first one, ok on the 2nd one and saved the best for last.

The three songs were:
Salahkah ku? - The Muffins
Seperti Dulu - Exists
Hari Ini dan Semalam - 6ixth sense

The singing had made me realised that i normally sing with a low note and i cant pull my voice...still avoiding the high note thought. really need to buck up ler...Anyway below are some of the pic i've taken..

Thats me(left),my lil sis, Khairil n my lil bro

LOL!! Watcha doing in the boot?

Party in the boot? LOL this car is for sale! get out!

nice make-up?

i was wondering where my car went

Cash Studio Kbox

my bro is singing! wohho!

didnt noe singing song was so stressful that i couldnt move my left arm..focus!!

but then i got bored so i looked at the screen...

and then the disco ball..

this disco ball!

anyway thats all...cya guys

2007-07-07T07:05:00.000+08:00

Today was "long awaited" monthly check-up
u see...i am a diabetic
And as a result, I missed school bcoz the apptment is in the morning
The carpark at the hospital was so full...that we have to move to a further carpark...
Seeing the doctor wasnt really was thing ,i really sumtime din care and my happy-go-lucky attitude contributed futher
Unfortunately my control was getting worse and worse...he suggested that i change medication type...and increase my pill intake...haiz
But in order to start the new medication, i had to be hospitalized in order to moniter me condition...and the date is set...August 6th a monday...this means the whole week i wont be in school...(6,7,8 hospital~~~9,10 public holiday)
there they also took my blood...not the prick on ur finger but the test where they use a 5cm needle and a 8cm bottle...i was used to it anyway and it doesnt matter much ( i can say that i am a self-sadism...but not half of the time)

Yesterday mock grading was quite a success other than the three musketeers who cannot go grading...the order are eligible.although there were some problems with thier steps but after a few twitches and they are fine...next week is their final training b4 grading and they will have to give their best shot at it. Grading is next week...need to report at 9.30am. the whole thing starts at 2pm - 6pm. I wanna get my well earned sore throat from shouting all over the place...tmr still got training at wvps... and there also mock grading...
They also inspired me sumhow to take my own grading...and i intend to take it next yr after my o levels...
I also will attempt the national tournament nxt yr too...
anyway i gtg and cya

My life is a total screw...really

2007-07-06T08:18:00.000+08:00

As i resurrected my dead blog with a new one,
I noticed that between this range of time...
I've screwed alot of things...
For example:
I got so screwed with the error that this blog has been giving me for the last 24hr
Keep coming out all the errors...
I screwed my O level malay oral and went on to read the passage breathless...and i couldnt finish a whole sentence in a single breath..
I screwed up my first relationship of 4th month...up till now i dun noe wats wrong...but trust me, i dun wanna noe animore...i'm over it..
My relationship wif my parents are quite screwed up...we fight often...and i'm the defiant case so it was a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong arguement

End of my screwed up life Chpt 1

Its 2 weeks b4 St teresa grading and i been having some clashes between the grading and me bio lesson. originally the bio lesson was supposed to be on 7th july, but coz of the 4e1 kids (no offence) have adam khoo wrkshp, it had to be postponed...date tbc.Tonite i got training at YMRC ( dunno why they call it ymrc when it suppose to be ymgc for Yew Mei Green condo) but however i'm quite pump out. Oh well i still have to attend it...tonite its mock grading so it gonna be a little relax...

At skool still having probs...my chers are getting a hard time getting holiday hmwrks frm me...and me dun noe the defination of hw...lol

3-4 months b4 O levels...haiz
Anyway this will be as of now...and i promise to update frequently